CNM.com - Study: New study shows that fellatio may reduce the risk of breast cancer - Oct. 2, 2003:
"Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
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"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."
The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.
"Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
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At first my comment was going to be "I'm not making this up! This isn't the Onion, this is from CNN!" But then I thought about it, and looked at the page again, and noticed this page is from CNM news! It's a hoax! hahaha! I didn't notice the stupid doctor's name at first either. Bet this one is tearing through the web right now, and I guess I'm kind of helping that. Oh well. I know that writing a blog involves heavy responsibilities. I stay up at night sometimes thinking about that.
"Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
>>
"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."
The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.
"Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
"
At first my comment was going to be "I'm not making this up! This isn't the Onion, this is from CNN!" But then I thought about it, and looked at the page again, and noticed this page is from CNM news! It's a hoax! hahaha! I didn't notice the stupid doctor's name at first either. Bet this one is tearing through the web right now, and I guess I'm kind of helping that. Oh well. I know that writing a blog involves heavy responsibilities. I stay up at night sometimes thinking about that.
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