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Programming the LOL way. All LOLCats, LOL, ALL CAPS.

HAI! This site provides community documentation of the emergent LOLCODE language. It is our hope that the examples can grow in a way that is both internally consistent and suggest a real, feasible computing language.

The best way to start the site is with some examples to give the flavor of the language.

Wow, hello, new users! Stick around, and get comfortable. I’ve only just started the site. I’m blown away by the creativity of the contributions coming into the site and by email, and want to be able to push new keywords into the canon soon.
Examples

HAI WORLD:
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE 'HAI WORLD!'
KTHXBYE

COUNT!!1:
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
UP VAR!!1
VISIBLE VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

FILEZORZ:
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE 'LOLCATS.TXT'?
AWSUM THX
VISIBLE FILE
O NOES
INVISIBLE 'ERROR!'
KTHXBYE"
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